All Phelps...All the Time

This one gets immediately filed in the AWESOME category.

Check out this story on the party that Phelps not only attended but was the main attraction.

He bet TWO GRAND on a Beirut game (or Beer Pong depending on where you are from)! They were passing around drugs and drug paraphernalia like gift baskets at church! And he laid down a wad of bills on a Beirut game and paid up when he lost. That is amazing. I love how he had bodyguards watching the door and kindly asking people to not take pictures. The second they saw a flash or a cameraphone pop up they should have gone Chris Martin on that ass (from Coldplay...he of the paparazzi-beating mindset).

I am personlaly appalled that a picture from that party made it to the tabloids. I hope for the sake of whomever snapped and sold that picture, they remain anonymous. Because I am betting the payday from the picture isn't worth the beatdown coming their way if they are found out. TREASON!

Phelps was huge when he just had a bazillion gold medals. I wager that he has gained more fans in the average, everyday American demograph than he ever did by swimming the length of the pool. Maybe I'm wrong. But I doubt it on this one.

Phelps' Sponsors Adjust Their Slogans

(pictures courtesy of the Conan O'Brien Show)


Update: Kellogs dropped Phelps as their spokesman.

Phelps to face Johnny Law in S.C.

File this under "Are you F'n kidding me?" According to the NY Post, South Carolina plans to press charges against Phelps for his little puff-puff. This is as lame as it gets. If anyone should be getting in trouble, it's the person who supplied the weed or who owns the bong. It must be a REALLY slow day in S.C., or they just want the press.

Wiz/Grizzlies

It was the worst game I've ever seen the Wiz play, EVER. The lack of hustle/effort was mind-boggling. I guess it makes sense since the Wiz have more important things to do, like go clubbing.

http://dcfab.thefabempire.com/2009/02/03/spotted-washington-wizards-at-fly-lounge/